a joke i got from somewhere...

An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a

small tavern.


The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the


first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went


behind


this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?"


"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."


"How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for


old time's sake" he says.



"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she


answers.


There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to


all


this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see


this ... two oldtimers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep


an eye on them so's there's no trouble.'


So he follows them.


They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,


aided


by walking sticks.


Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to


the fence.


The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old


man drops his trousers.


She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man


moves in.


Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching


policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like


eighteen year-olds.


This goes on for about forty minutes!


She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear


life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.


Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.


The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about


life that he didn't know.


He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether


they still have sex like this.


After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the


old


couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.


The policeman, still watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he


was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.'


As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage


it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some


sort of secret?"


"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that fifty


years ago that damn fence wasn't electric."