this is damn creative leh...

RECIPE FOR MAKING LOVE
>>>
>>>
>>>INGREDIENTS:
>>>4 Laughing eyes
>>>4 Well-shaped legs
>>>4 Loving arms
>>>2 Firm milk containers
>>>2 Nuts
>>>1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
>>>1 Firm banana
>>>
>>>DIRECTIONS :
>>>1. Look into laughing eyes.
>>>2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
>>>3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
>>>4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until
>>>well
>>>creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers
>>>5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
>>>with nuts,
>>>leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
>>>6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,
>>>repeat
>>>steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
>>>
>>>NOTES:
>>>1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
>>>before and
>>>after use.
>>>2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
>>>3. If cake rises, leave town.