Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was
young, sweet, and very polite. One day while taking
dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving
the room, she said, "Mr.Johnson, your barracks door is
open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on he
happened to look down and saw that his zipper was
open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when
you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did
you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no
sir,all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on
two duffel bags."


"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's
just proper that I should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches
attention."

"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are
for girls!?"