A story of a new policeman

One great day...this guy called ah hock finally graduate from the police academy...he's damn proud to be a police officer now...so wearing tat smart police uniform...he decides to go and watch a movie...when he reaches the cinema...he checks the time and say...ahhh i will watch tat...and so he went to queue up to buy a ticket for himself...the guy infront of him upon seeing him asked him...new policeman ar??...ah hock is surprised tat guy will know and ask him how he knows...tat guy replied...cos old policeman never queue up and buy tix...ah hock now embarrassed...immediately went up to the counter and ask for the tix he wants...the ticket auntie den ask him...new policeman ar?? ah hock again was surprised and ask how she knows...she replied...cos old policeman never buys any tix for a show...ah hock den left and went in straight into the cinema w/o a tix...he den went and took a seat next to this chiobu...the chiobu seeing him quickly ask him...new cop ar?? ah hock den say ya...the chiobu den replied...cos old policeman only take those seats on the 2nd level...ah hock quickly left and went upstairs...when he reaches the 2nd level...he saw a lot of old policeman...sitting down comfortably in a seat...he proceeded to watch the movie...halfway thru the movie...ah hock needed to pee...so he quickly went to the toilet...outside the toilet...the cleaner auntie ask him...new mata ar?? ah hock replied...eh auntie...how u know ar?? the auntie after giving a grin said...cos old mata all juz pee inside the cinema whenever they want to...so ah hock went back into the cinema and unzipped his pants...and pee-ed....the guy down there immediately shouted...oei stupid new policeman~!!! ah hock now ashamed by his actions quickly zipped up his pants and kept quiet...the guy down there den shouted again...u think i dunno u new cop ar...all ur water shoot on me loh...den only old cops spray when they pee...