I thought of the starting of a rap just now while playing mahjong... it goes something like this...

Hey Mrs Policewoman
How's your first day at work?
Hope you didn't nab the wrong man
Papers and documents not your job
Then what do you actually do?
I hid behind bushes and flowers she said
Watching a guy plays lan
He could hit the 8 ball pretty straight
And that's about all he does
Pity he wasn't stalking
Else i wouldn't had said hi
What a prick he was at hurting
He knows that very well
Only dear Mrs Policewoman
Got it all very wrong

She brought them all into the cell
And questioned them one by one
All except a few haven't been to en lounge
For it is a sneaky place
All the pseudo-screwing and
All the hanky panky(uh oh)
Mrs Policewoman couldn't stand it at all
So she had to stick to that one poor chap
Except a few messages in our dear Friendster
There wasn't nothing much in him
Cos the horny bastard ate it all
His little daughter wasn't spared
For like poles don't attract
But dear Mrs Policewoman
Didnt have the faintest idea at all

Too much war on the territory
Whose government isn't too supportive of
It cleared up the mess
And hopes nothing more comes about
When Mrs Policewoman reports for work
The bird flu would had gone by
For viruses like these don't stay for long
Tiger-turtle stance will subdue them
Like how horny bastards learn
At least they don't twist facts
Or come out just to create trouble
They have much better things to do
Like write a rap to kill boredom
But still dear Mrs Policewoman
Doesn't understand it at all