An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at
his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my
whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's
pregnant and having my child.

What do you think of that !!!"

The doctor thinks for a second and then says,"Let me
tell you a story.

I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses
a hunting season.

But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he
accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle.

So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear
appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points
at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops
dead in front of him.
What do you think of that?"

The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else
must have shot that bear!".

"EXACTLY" says the doctor.


This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a
puzzled look on his face.

"Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named
'Mighty Storm'?"

"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she
replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were
in a cornfield

when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was
conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken
Rubber, why are you so curious?!"